Mr Grantham quotes from The Sarah Jane Adventures

A conscience is like a stone in your shoe. You cannot begin to imagine the relief once you get rid of it.

You make one hell of a future warrior, soldier!

Luke

[eagerly] You mean, I’d be good at killing people? [pause] If… the eventuality arose.

I’m bettin’ you don’t get invited to too many parties, do you?

Sarah Jane

Sarah Jane Smith, journalist.

[points to Maria] Who’s she?

Sarah Jane

My work experience girl.

Maria

It was either this or putting up scaffolding.

[having broken into Sarah Jane’s house] I know, I probably should have called you first, but…

Sarah Jane

Not at all, Mr Grantham. I’m always delighted to study new forms of human lowlife in the comfort of my own home.

You are a cool old bird, I'll give you that much.

Maria

You won’t be so cocky when you go down for abducting all those children.

[laughing] So-so you’re gonna tell the police that I helped some butt-ugly alien send kids to war in a galaxy far, far away? It won’t be me goin’ down, love! It’ll be you, down to the funny farm!

Sarah Jane

Who needs to mention aliens? There’s enough evidence to link you to the disappearances. I doubt that men like you fare too well in prison.