You call that a jump? Now lift that bar. I want it higher!
PTPig Two
Higher sir?
Higher! Higher than my bank's interest rates!
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PTPig Two
Oh, your colored imagery is so good!
POPig One
It's an existential statement.
I thought it was a tree.
Ah, the secret to great art. Buy cheap, and sell expensive!
Stop the presses! I've always wanted to say that!
(About the painting) Fifty thousand dollars! I've seen better pictures on a cereal box!
I think it brightens up the room.
So does a lightbulb!
(Bert has put peanut butter into Ralph's bouillabaisse)
(livid) Bert, you've ruined it!
Well... it's only a matter of taste, Ralph.
...And in the end, we can truly say that Cyril Sneer was, without a doubt, truly... pink.
When I think of all the lying and cheating I've submitted myself to. All the years I've spent amassing my fortune, all the people close to me I've had to push aside... then I think of the bad stuff!
I'm fading faster than a pair of jeans!
How's your tribute coming along?
When all is said and done, Cyril Sneer was truly, truly...
Yes?
That's as far as I got!
Oil! Black gold! Texas tea! Barrels and barrels of beautiful crude! I'll be rich! I mean, richer!
Mammoth? You know all those refineries and tankers I ordered? I wanna return it all! And I want to return all those oil rigs too! ...What do you mean I can't return it? Brand new, never been used! Did I read the small print? Of course I read the small print! Quick, read the small print!
POPig One
I think you should read it, sir! It says right here, all sales final!
WHAT?! Oh no, Mammoth, there's nothing to worry about... none at all... AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
I do hope to see more of you at these functions.
(muttering) If there was any more of you at these functions, there wouldn't be room for anybody else!
Cyril, if you must insist on having pigs in the house, could you at least dress them up a bit? I have all my domestics wearing neckties. (She leaves)
(To the Pigs) The only neckties I have in mind for you three walking sausages are made out of rope!
I loved your mother.
Really Pop?
Yeah. She really knew how to make money!
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