It's kind of late, and the Sneers' house is right over there!
WWendo
Rule eight - it's never late!
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OH NO! We've got to put it out!
Put it out? Let's get out!
Where's the fire alarm?
Are you crazy? Come on!
You're... you're gonna run?!?
WWendo
Hey, thanks guys.
It's my buddy you should be thanking, I just...
It was teamwork Bert!
Thanks Cedric. Hey, where did you learn that trick about going under the smoke?
Well, from being around pop! And his cigars!
You know Cedric, there's nothing better than sitting in a boat with a fishing line, and a friend.
You know Bert, I'm glad you're here!
Rule ten - start again!
I gotta hand it to you Melissa. You sure know how to pack a picnic basket.
And you sure know how to empty one!
Money is no object!
Uh, are you feeling okay boss?
SSSmedley Smythe
I have a theory that the creature is from the later Jurassic period.
That late huh?
I got it! I got it!
It's got me! IT'S GOT ME! HELP!
PMrs Pig
I think we have a little misunderstanding.
(Staring angrily at the pigs) You've got that right. Three little misunderstandings!
PTPig Two
Hey! I've found a fender!
POPig One
Great. Just 3,425 parts to go before the boss will speak to us again!
What's it gonna be? Peanut butter pancakes or peanut butter waffles?
Pancakes, please. Oh and hold the peanut butter.
Hold the peanut butter? Sheesh! Some people have no taste!
Wow! Melissa would love... this story.
You can clip it out and save it for. She'll be back soon. I guess.
[Melissa, the pigs, Cedric, Mr. Roykirk and Snag have rescued Cyril from the burning tree that was pinning him down. Cyril is now sitting on the ground, petting Snag as he eats a steak]
Cyril! Are you okay?
Fine. Fine, thank you.
[He looks at Snag]
Cost me a fortune to feed Snag. It's ridiculous. Heh-heh.
Melissa!
Wha-... what are you doing here?!
I've got fired for my first assignment! Isn't that wonderful?
Oh. I'm sorry, Melissa.
Well, I'm not. Something happened to make me realize I'm the one who has to make my own decisions. I knew you all meant well. But you were putting all your hopes on me for getting what I might want. And I've decided I know what I want... for now.
What's that, Melissa?
I want... one of Bert's peanut butter sandwich specials, and a nice hot cup of tea!
(laughs) One special comin' up!
I should've listen to you, Melissa. I'm sorry. Boy, am I glad you're back!
Yeah, me too, Melissa. You're the only one who appreciates my cooking.
Oh, Bert!
Success and happiness are two things that people sometimes spend a long time looking for. They might find it at some far off part of the world. And then again, they might find it in their own backyard.
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