Yes, I have a dream, and it's not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button that I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.
“WUPHF.com” · Season 7, Episode 9
In this episode: Michael Scott (2), Stanley Hudson (2), Jim Halpert (1), Kevin Malone (1), Gabe (1)
When you're dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies you don't like. I wish my gym didn't allow full nudity in the locker room, okay, so these old guys are walking around naked. Feels almost passive-agressive. But I deal with it, because it's policy. See what I mean?
Nope.
Nudity makes me uncomfortable.
Okay.
My gym allows it. I wish they didn't, but it's policy. So I respect it and I just...look away. Think about your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room.
Excuse me, everyone. SEX! Now that I have your attention...
You don't have our attention.
MONEY!
I'm listening.
You had me at sex.
Pervert.
The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt. Jim, that guy is an Ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my Old Maid. Oscar is my Queen. That's easy. Give me a hard one. That's what Oscar said. Toby is the Instruction Card you throw away, Pam is a solid 7, and you know, Ryan is probably like a 2. Sometimes 2s can be wild, so watch out. And I'm obviously the Joker. So... [He hears noises from the phone and fax machine] That's, uh...
FVFAX Voice
Wuphf from Ryan Howard: Decided to sell company. Thanks, bro. Hell of a ride.
Thank God.
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