I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid.
“Counseling” · Season 7, Episode 2
In this episode: Michael Scott (1), Ryan Howard (1), Phyllis Vance (1)
Thank you, doctor. Take two of these [flips Toby off with both middle fingers] and call me in the morning.
Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learned more from Dr Suess than Dr Freud. Earth. You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don't know, just use the best one.
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