I saw "Wedding Crashers" accidentally. I bought a ticket for "Grizzly Man" and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cause that's the thing about bear attacks... they come when you least expect it.
“Phyllis' Wedding” · Season 3, Episode 16
In this episode: Michael Scott (1), Dwight Schrute (1), Pam Beesly (1), Kelly (1)
Are you all right? This must be so awful for you.
What do you mean?
Well, this was supposed to be your wedding.
Oh, um, no, that's, um, it's actually fine.
There's no way it's fine, I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just like freak out, and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant.
Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.
They say your wedding day goes by in such a flash that you're lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. I say that's crazy. I say let them eat cake. Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage. Smart broad.
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