Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... strike three.
“Traveling Salesmen” · Season 3, Episode 13
In this episode: Michael Scott (1), Dwight Schrute (1), Jim Halpert (1), Jan Levinson (1)
And where it asks you to state your business he wrote, "Beeswax, Not Yours, Inc."
After you sir.
No, thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
Okay, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Yeah, but it'll easier to stop. I can always black the blow. Or I can counter—[gets smacked in the face by Jim]
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