No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Michael, last Friday one of your employees attacked another employee in your office!
It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
“The Negotiation” · Season 3, Episode 19
In this episode: Michael Scott (3), Toby Flenderson (2), Jan Levinson (1)
I don't think Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here with Kelly. But, if he did intend that... wow. Genius.
This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case, when it inevitably goes to trial.
It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed.
[wearing a women's suit] I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least it's bisexual.
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