Kelly and Pam in “Phyllis' Wedding”

Are you all right? This must be so awful for you.

What do you mean?

Well, this was supposed to be your wedding.

Oh, um, no, that's, um, it's actually fine.

There's no way it's fine, I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just like freak out, and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant.

Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.