After you sir.
No, thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
Okay, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Yeah, but it'll easier to stop. I can always black the blow. Or I can counter—[gets smacked in the face by Jim]
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