Here she comes.
[Taylor enters, smiling and obviously preoccupied]
You know, it's odd, but, I never appreciated how funny Ryan is. Huh. Life, such a journey. Well, have a nice day. [leaves]
She said Ryan was funny.
S4 E5The Sleeping Beauty
BBullet
[watching his golf ball soar through the air] Well, look at that. Shiite Muslim.
How do you keep doing that?
Doing what?
That. You keep telling me what I'm thinking before I feel it.
Because I think about you, Ryan. I want you to be happy. And I think if you give it a chance, you might feel something, too.
Taylor...
[makes a face] Are you going to tell me you really like me as a friend?
...Maybe.
[Taylor gasps, turns and leaves.]
[awestruck] How does she do that?
You should invest in my mother's business.
BBullet
Or what? You gonna tell everyone what a meany ol' Bullet is and I'm gonna have to sit alone at lunch?! Oh boo hoo hoo hoo.
We did not hate you.
Oh, you totally hated me. You were probably the president of the "We Hate Taylor" Club.
I was the secretary. [Taylor giggles] I took the notes.
[grins] Ryan, you made a real joke!
S4 E6The Summer Bummer
Ugh. Che, just shut up, okay, before I tie you up with hemp rope, set you on fire and get high off of the fumes from your burning flesh.
CChe
Dark.
I couldn't help but notice that you wanted to talk to Seth.
Oh, did I?
Well, since he's out of town and he's gonna be moving out next semester, you're gonna need a new Seth. Don't tell Sandy, but I thought I would audition for the job.
Oh. Uh, yeah, well, that's... very thoughtful.
So... how does it work? Do I ask you what's on your mind, or...?
Uh, usually you talk about yourself and I solve my problems on my own.
Taylor: tonight. Are you busy?
Oh. Blog, schmog.
Is that a yes?
Yes! It is a yes... squared, in all caps, with a exclamation mark and a smiley-faced emoticon.
A simple yes will do.
Yes.
I keep imagining her on roller skates and with a big bucket of soapy water.
Dude, that is so pedestrian. A sudsy girl? Your fantasies are so... average.
Doesn't mean it's not hot.
I guess they call them classics for a reason.
What are you doing, paying your gay friend Roger to pretend he's in love with you?
Well, what if I did? What if I did rent a homosexual for the evening? And pay him with rare collectibles from Asian cinema? What difference does it make to you?
S4 E7The Christmukk-huh?
[to Ryan] No, I accepted your gift: the holiday-themed rejection. So now you accept mine!
Look who's funny in alt-world!
S4 E8The Earth Girls Are Easy
Taylor, whats wrong? You look like you've just seen a ghost.
Can you keep a secret? Like, a really big secret? Like, a huge secret?
Yeah...
I think you might be pregnant.
[Seth hands Summer a gift]
What is it? [opens gift: a T-shirt] "Jamaican Me Crazy."
See, it's funny because its not.
Uh-huh. You didn't make any plans for us tonight, did you?
Well, I was just thinking...
What? Jamaicum up as you go? You are such a baby. I am done babysitting you, do you understand me? [shoves gift back at him] Done.
Couples who have comas together stay together.
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