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SEASON 3

The O.C. · Season 3

The O.C. Season 3 quotes

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S3 E11The Safe Harbor

You don't have to reinstate but you might want to.

MMercer

Enlighten me, Mr. Cohen. Why would I want to do that?

Because sometimes a good kid goes though a rough time. And we might think that by closing a door to her, or to him, we're teaching a lesson. And when that child needs us the most, we're not there for them. There isn't a person in this room that thinks Marissa Cooper is a threat to anyone, or that she wasn't a model student nor that she wouldn't continue to be. So what are we doing here? Instead of proving a point, let's right a wrong. It's so rare in life that anyone gets a second chance.

S3 E12The Sister Act

Ready to go? It's the third day of the Pride and Prejudice miniseries in English class.

Summer, the show you are about to see has all the makings of a classic Jane Austen novel. It's got sisters, lies and bosoms.

Marissa, I'm gonna need to borrow you for a second, 'cause, we're gonna have to work on Summer's birthday present.

Her birthday's not for like eight months.

What to get the girl who has everything? We need to plan early.

S3 E13The Pot Stirrer

S3 E14The Cliffhanger

S3 E15The Heavy Lifting

Summer found my stash.

You don't have any visible bruises. She... did she go for the kidneys?

Trust me, man, no girl wants to be alone on Valentine's Day.

And you know this because?

Because inside my manly exterior beats the heart of a 14-year-old girl.

S3 E16The Road Warrior

Oh, my God. You're listening to your own voice.

You see, on all the TV shows I watch, all these women have voice-overs. They even gave one to April on The Valley. Now, where most of these voice-overs, they don't make much sense, they do make your life seem more dramatic and meaningful.

So you think our lives need to be more dramatic?

No. Not yours.

S3 E17The Journey

S3 E18The Undertow

Ugh. Get a room.

Hey, count your blessings. Kids with affectionate parents

grow up to be better adjusted sexually as adults.

S3 E19The Secrets and Lies

What does she see in that guy? He's so dirty and greasy.

He's got good abs. Women like abs. I got a six-pack myself. I know.

Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.

S3 E20The Day After Tomorrow

Seth, I gotta ask. Did you really get into Brown?

Did I get in? Now who's smoking pot? Listen to me, the only class I've ever gotten less than an A in was gym. My essay on the loneliness of being Superman made Mrs Rushfield cry. So of course I... Oh God, how did I not get in?

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