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Seth: Marissa, I'm gonna need to borrow you for a second, 'cause, we're gonna have to work on Summer's birthday present.
Marissa: Her birthday's not for like eight months.
Seth: What to get the girl who has everything? We need to plan early.

Seth: Oh God, incoming.
Taylor: Hey, guys, have you heard about the lock-in tomorrow night? The entire senior class is going to spend the night in the gym.
Summer: Oh, we can't make it.
Seth: Yeah, I'm taking off my arm with a hacksaw.

Seth: Oh my god, Kaitlin Cooper?
Kaitlin: Weird neighbor kid, hi.
Seth: You have uhh... You've grown...
Kaitlin: Boobs?

Seth: Okay, how about this: you and Marissa run away together.
Ryan: Uh, last time I tried to run away-
Seth: We were ambushed by the cops. Got it. So I guess your not up for the model home idea, either.
Ryan: Uh, I thought we might be able start off with something that wouldn't involve me getting arrested.
Seth: Is it my fault that most of our half-baked adolescent schemes go hopelessly awry and my dad has to bail us out?
Ryan: Uh, usually, yeah.

Seth: Okay, picture me in college. Big fish in a small pond? Or small fish in a big pond?
Ryan: Well, I don't know. I never really pictured you living in a pond.

Seth: Ryan got a car? Really? I've been waiting 3 years for a car! I'm supposed to be the spoiled one.

Seth: Summer found my stash.
Ryan: You don't have any visible bruises. She... did she go for the kidneys?

Seth: Today's a good day for me, Ryan. I finally came clean, told the truth about not getting into Brown, and things are great. Life is so much better when you're honest, you just mean what you say, you say what you mean. I feel like you.
Ryan: Well, now that you're on a roll, are you going to tell Sandy and Kirsten about Brown, too?
Seth: Yeah, I don't think so.

Seth: Trust me, man, no girl wants to be alone on Valentine's Day.
Ryan: And you know this because?
Seth: Because inside my manly exterior beats the heart of a 14-year-old girl.

Seth: Ugh. Get a room.
Sandy: Hey, count your blessings. Kids with affectionate parents
grow up to be better adjusted sexually as adults.

Seth: What are you doing?
Summer: Nothing. Looking for stamps.
Seth: You're mailing a letter?
Summer: Not without stamps. Let's go make out upstairs!

Summer: (Leaving a message on Seth's answering machine) Cohizzle, you said you'd only be gone 10 minutes.

Summer: Before Trey, I never actually knew anyone in a coma. Well, I mean on The Valley there's someone in a coma like every week -- but I think that's just so when they wake up, another actor can play the part.

Summer: Captain Oats is a really good listener. Princess Sparkle, she just kinda stands there and looks cute.

Summer: Cohen, there's something I need to tell you.
Seth: That you're using me to get to my father?