Have you seen Seth?
Well, I've smelled him. Smells like Teen Spirit to me.
S2 E13The Test
The FBI was here.
Well, it wouldn't be the Cohen house if there wasn't a visit from someone in law enforcement.
Party at Caleb's. That sounds awesome. Maybe a little shuffleboard, a little bingo?
I think closure's overrated. I'm more of a fan of open-ended, unrequited love.
[about Hellboy] He tries to do good but he usually ends up destroying everything.
Well, that's my kinda hero.
S2 E14The Rainy Day Women
I feel like we've become like strangers.
Well, I was taught never to talk to strangers.
That's very punk of you. You know, I used to like punk in my day.
Mom!
Okay, Marissa. It still is my day. I was just being modest.
Spiderman is really the only protective headgear I own.
Well, it's too bad you weren't wearing protective headgear when you were dropped on your head as a child.
Oh, zing!
Eureka, Ryan -- I can't believe I just said "Eureka" -- that's it!
I appreciate you selling me my boat back. When I sold it I was in desperate straits. Low blood sugar. No snacks.
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
S2 E15The Mallpisode
This thing with Lindsay is... different.
Different how?
Different as in not fixed by pancakes. And don't ask me how I feel about waffles.
Got it.
Why this guy? He launched a magazine called The Ugly American.
I've heard of that. It's an independent travel magazine. It's won a bunch of awards.
Fine, but our magazine is about beautiful Americans.
[Ryan and Seth crawl through the duct system.]
Hey, Ryan, what did I tell you? Isn't this great? It's like Goonies meets Die Hard by way of Mission Impossible. With, I think, a... slight hint of National Treasure thrown in.
Actually, I have something for you.
Yeah? Last time you gave me something, I drank cranberry juice for a week.
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