I can see how that might salt your game.
RRebecca
"Salt my game"? Is that how they talk in Orange County?
Stick around, you'll be saying "rad" in no time.
S2 E11The Second Chance
All right, look. Luke Skywalker was happy to find his dad, right? Even if he turned out to be Darth Vader.
Ryan, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader fought each other with lightsabers until one of them died.
Look, nobody has been crushed by our dad more than me.
Hey, now there's a club I want to join.
Yeah, while I'm harboring a fugitive I'll go score some pot on the street.
Shouldn't you be at the hospital?
Uh, whatever. It's just Caleb. Ryan said he'll be fine. Besides he's like a... a cockroach, you know. He'll outlive us all.
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't even think I liked you until I thought I lost you.
Summer and I are getting involved [in the comic book], professionally, Ryan. Now you know how these things go. Late nights at the office...
You don't have an office.
Sure, but with the added stress of work and deadlines, you know, things can get...uh, sexy.
You're writing a comic book. Not sexy.
We'll await the next great romance to wreck havoc on my heart and mind.
[deadpan] I can hardly wait.
[about her father Caleb] The one man impervious to miracles.
[sees Seth's jaw drop over her sexy outfit] Don't give me the junk in the trunk either.
Just the gifts God gave you.
S2 E12The Lonely Hearts Club
Our noses grazed. And it was like the most sexually charged nose-graze in the history of nose grazes. It's essentially nose-humping, is what it is.
[Kirsten puts roses in the trash compactor.]
Looks like I'm not the only one at odds with the universe.
When I was in Europe, I did some real soul-searching.
I hope you didn't hurt yourself.
Are you going to throw your bedroom furniture in the pool now?
There are days that I think Kirsten and me are bulletproof. I don't wanna test that theory.
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