I'm like a monster, dude, I'm all I think about. And not in a good way.
There's a good way?
S2 E3The New Kids On The Block
I have a mop, Ryan!
You got a mop, Bro!
I promise I'll keep my hands to myself.
Well, it's your elbow I'm worried about.
That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet.
Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet.
You quit?
Or got fired. Quit/got fired.
I'm back, Ryan. Cohen classic. Red, white and me.
She's agreed to supervised visitation. 20 minutes, max.
She's my daughter. I don't need to be supervised.
No, I'm supervising her. I'm afraid she might kill you.
S2 E4The New Era
Seth shops for girlfriends in the yearbook.
Man, I said I wanted to marry her, not date her. Okay?
Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to Mrs. Cent.
My friend Ryan, he's really cool, okay? He's very anti-establishment. He enjoys sunset walks on the beach, punching people, and not smiling.
And that's how you see me?
Yeah. Only with less smiling.
You're out of your mind.
Maybe I am, Alex. Maybe I'm like, so far out of my mind that I'm in yours.
Truth is, being CEO is a bitch.
Hmm, you'd think you'd be a natural.
I've redefined rock-bottom several times tonight.
S2 E5The SnO.C.
You've gotta go, like, Ice-Man on her ass, see how she likes it.
Wow, was that your first X-Men reference?
Top Gun.
Top Gun. Hey, that's one of the greatest love stories of our time.
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