What? It's Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to.
Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Sometimes I do.
S1 E10The Perfect Couple
I do not like Seth Cohen. I mean, I can't like Seth Cohen. He's, like, Seth Cohen!
You walked in on them? Ryan and Marissa Cooper. Didn't I tell ya?
[unamused] No.
[sarcastically, to Caleb] You are the official sponsor of the "Julie Cooper Comeback Tour"?
Hey, how goes it with Chip?
Well, he's surprised that the ocean is big! Smoke another beer, Chip.
Wow, someone is in a good mood.
[Seth and Anna are observing a woman with breast implants and her husband]
Oh goodness, look at that piece right there. Get a northeasterly breeze, that toupée's gonna go overboard.
Good thing his wife has surgically enhanced flotation devices because then she can jump in after him.
CChip
Wow, check it out. It's like totally dark but totally visual.
[annoyed] Yeah. Not understanding a word you're saying. Finish 'shrooming. I'm gonna go get a drink.
S1 E11The Homecoming
Sorry, but the boys and I made a pact.
A pact?
A solemn promise.
When?
You were in the bathroom.
Mom, don't ask her to cook. [to Marissa] I'm sure she has maids for that.
Nothing says Thanksgiving like Moo Shu Pork.
Ryan, that's extremely minty of you. I didn't even know they had musicals in Chino. I didn't even know they had dancing, or... laughter.
That's because no one who lived there is as funny as you.
So, we finally agree I'm the funny one. Well, look at that! Looks like we all learned some valuable lessons this Thanksgiving.
Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is a lot? I dream that I eat so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table. Please do not deny me that.
Whoa, now that's just weird.
[opens door to see Julie and Caleb at the doorstep] Ah, the gruesome twosome.
That means "Happy Thanksgiving" in Sandy.
[Rachel, Julie, Caleb and Jimmy are on the sofa watching football while Sandy and Kirsten are in the kitchen looking on.]
You know, we've been trying to get him [Caleb] to come to Thanksgiving for years.
[bitterly] The only reason why he is here is because his food didn't show up and the game is on.
Summer!?
Anna!?
[both look at Seth] Seth!?
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