Maybe you've got the Summer flu.
I dunno. It's possible.
Maybe you need some Annabiotics.
S1 E12The Secret
And you're going to yogalates.
You just like saying that.
Yogalates? Yeah, I kinda do. Yogalates?
Yogalates.
You and Luke? Holy unholy alliances!
What are you looking at, queer?
Somebody writing you new material? [Luke lunges at him] All right. Go with what works.
It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino that burned a house down.
And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.
And I'm still the... I'm still Seth Cohen.
Oh, this is gonna suck.
Yep. Welcome to my world.
[about Caleb] Can I ask you a question? Do you like that he calls you Kiki?
Hate it.
'Cause he kept calling me "Juju", like that candy that gets stuck in your teeth.
S1 E13The Best Chrismukkah Ever
So, what's it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah?
Uh...
Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... Chrismukkah.
Oy humbug.
You'll see. You'll see too. You'll all see.
You're really starting to scare me.
I'm okay with that.
You'd better pray for a Chrimukkah miracle.
I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.
How was the mall?
Eh... Weird.
Yes. You've really painted a picture for me. I feel like I was there.
S1 E14The Countdown
Separate seats, you guys. There's no sex in the Champagne Room.
I have two guesses. Either she's run out of money, or... she's run out of money.
HHailey
You guys are, like... married.
Yeah, that was the idea. When we had our wedding.
HHailey
No, I mean... deeply, deeply married.
Okay, that's a lot of genitalia in my pool.
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