I cannot believe what Chirac said to the Farmers' Union. You go, Jacques!
S2 E8The Power Of Love
Who's Kofi Annan?
Some guy Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines.
Your husband rocks, by the way.
Please don't tell him that.
S2 E9The Ex-Factor
Ask me while you're giving me the massage. I'm much more inclined to say yes.
[to Julie] Oh my. There's so much you here.
Tonight Newport is our bitch, okay?
Have you seen the infomercials for Girls Gone Wild? Because this is exactly how they begin.
Ryan, my girlfriend went out with a girl. There's only one thing to do to make it okay.
You're gonna hook up with a guy?
I should apologize. It's just my pride.
What pride?
Yeah I guess there's nothing standing in my way.
So what if Alex has en ex?
Most people do.
That's right. It's probably some meathead thug with her name tattooed on his bicep.
You said it, everyone has an ex...and you seem to hang out with yours a lot.
I do?
Uh-hmm. You do. Like constantly.
Well...maybe you two should become friends. We can all hang out and it wouldn't be weird.
[scoffs, deadpan] Yeah. Me and the Cosmogirl, yeah that wouldn't be weird at all.
[sees the Newport Living cover with Julie's portrait] Honey, I don't want to alarm you but there is a giant Julie Cooper on the table.
[Later, Caleb comes to see Sandy]
Is Kirsten here? I was hoping to have a chat with you both. It's about this ungodly magazine of Julie's. You heard about it?
Heard about it? I've got an eighty-foot mock-up in my kitchen. It's gonna haunt me in my sleep!
Ok, it is 0700 hours. Let the record show that guys' night out has officially begun.
Uh, Seth, 0700 means it's 7 am.
[award silence]
Ok, nobody cares that you were at JROTC. Now listen to me. Tonight, Newport is our bitch, okay? So let's go out there and let's do what guys do. [Ryan joins them] Ryan, what do guys do?
Why wouldn't American be fascinated with the lives and loves of Orange County's rich and fabulous? We're all beautiful and we're all dysfunctional. Surf, sex and scandal, it's a recipe for a cultural phenomenon, don't you think?
S2 E10The Accomplice
You should just focus on the good stuff in your life. Like school.. or... comics. Yeah, I got nothing.
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