Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Seth

Okay, I've always wondered, in your opinion, who is the better food industry server, I guess: Chloe, the magical waitress from Albequerque, or Donny, the angry busboy who shot Luke?

Ryan

I'll go with Chloe on that one.

Seth

Good. What I thought, what I thought. Desert island: Sadie, the tough-as-nails yet soulful jewelry maker, or Lindsay, my grandfather's illegitimate bookish love child?

Seth

Now, ahem, when last we checked... need some help with that?... we were on Trey. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we went from Trey to a lengthy Volchok period.

Ryan

Yeah. Hey, thanks for this.

Seth

Yeah. Now unless you hit that Chili guy. Or Johnny. I know a lot of people were rooting for that.

Seth

Darryl?!

Hey, Seth! How's the earthquake treating you?

Seth

Ah... not too well. I need to ask for your help.

Sure... but how can I help you?

Seth

Well, I'm guessing you don't have a... like a car or walkie-talkie or...

This shopping cart is my only worldly possession.

Seth

Ok, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for it.

Sorry! No way! I... I'll give you my pants.

Seth

No. No. They look better on you. Listen... it has a flat tire and possibly a broken axle but it's a $70,000 dollar car and it's all yours in exchange for the cart.

Sweet!

Ryan

You donated blood?

Seth

Aah, I had an extra few pints flowing through my veins, it's no big deal.

Ryan

Hmm, you're not a big fan of needles.

Seth

Nor of fainting, it turns out, but the bank was a little low and us O-negative guys gotta stick together.

Ryan

Hm, that's weird, cause all of a sudden I have this strange urge to listen to Death Cab and read comic books.

Seth

Really?

Ryan

No, I'm kidding.

Seth

Take a good look around. Everything's about to change.

Summer

Actually, I have a surprise! Look: the floor plan to our apartment in Providence.

Seth

Hey: big screen TV, La-Z-boys, hotplate. Looks exactly like here.

Summer

Mmm?

Seth

Awesome! Do you think our TiVO will keep its memory if we pack it?

Summer

I don't know. I should call the helpline right now.

Seth

Take a look around, man. In a few weeks, you're gonna have all these new faces to punch.

Ryan

Aw, you gettin' nostalgic on me?

Sandy

Sophie Rose Cohen. It's got a nice ring to it.

Kirsten

She's beautiful, isn't she?

Seth

She really will be in two years, when she doesn't look like a squished meatball.

Ryan

You just called your sister a squished meatball.

Sandy

Shoulda seen what you looked like when you were born.

Kirsten

Oh, he was beautiful, too.

Seth

Yeah. I was.

Sandy

Yeah, you looked like you went 12 rounds with Joe Frazier.

Summer

Just remember, this isn't goodbye. You're my destiny, Cohen.

Seth

Go save the world, Summer Roberts.