I'll get some iodine for that scrape. Burning, stinging iodine.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Look at all the toys! Santa's been good to you, Lex.
See anything?
Luthor's been lining his buildings with lead. It blocks my x-ray vision.
Well, there's always the direct approach.
[punches in the door, bows Batman inside]
You're learning.
Batman. It's always Batman!
[The Lexwing has just crashed into the ocean, exploding, with the Joker inside]
Puddin'!
At this point, he probably is.
Come to make sure I'm leaving?
Actually, I thought we worked pretty well together. Not that I want to make it a regular event.
She's all yours, now--if you can handle that. But you'd better be good to her, 'cause I know where you live.
Hey, he can't leave a crime scene with evidence.
You want to stop him? Be my guest!
My, you do live dangerously. Don't you realize you're moving in on Superman's main squeeze?
Caesar Carlini, my old pal! Why I haven't seen you since... wait, I've never seen you, have I? You need to get out more.
Where's the Joker?
Who knows? Making Ha-Ha with Harley Quinn.
I didn't think you were foolish enough to make trouble in my town.
Well, with Batman missing, the other crooks in Gotham are picking the city clean. I thought I'd try my luck here.
Back up. What do you mean, Batman missing?
I thought you'd know. Don't all you spandex boys have club meetings or something?
We're not exactly friends.
Aww. I'll be your friend.
Where's your boss?
Around.
Okay, let's try this another way: where's Bruce?
This was taken by airport security two hours ago. I thought you'd be interested. [hands over a photo]
[takes it, stares at it nonplussed]
[points] Right here. Look familiar?
[wanders off a ways, whispers] Bane.
Ah, yes. Bane.
That was close.
[searching the utility belt for a grapple] You're telling me. The sooner we find your boss, the better.
Right side.
So how'd you do Batman's voice?
[As Batman] Precise muscle control. [As Robin] Plus I have a pretty good ear.
[Pauses, creeped out] Don't do that again.
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