Um, how can I put this...I was just thinking, it might be nice to see each other when I wasn't--I don't know, falling out a window or something. Not that I'm not grateful for all the times you've helped me, you understand.
[explosion in the distance, bank robbers getting away]
It's the First National Bank.
You better go. People might-- [Superman takes off] --get hurt. [starts walking dejectedly away] I understand, Lois. Really, you do! Yep, you're a complete moron. Why, thank you, Superman, I think I'm a total loser too...geez.
LL Lex Luthor
What makes you think you can kill Superman when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?
[seizes Luthor by his jacket] There's nothing "mere" about THAT mortal.
[to Luthor] I sense we are kindred spirits, you and I. Although there are differences, to be sure... like hair.
I hear Wayne's deal with Lexcorp could run into the billions. He's a high roller.
I hear he's nothing but Gotham trash. Rich, spoiled, and-- [Bruce Wayne walks off the plane] --absolutely gorgeous.
LL Lex Luthor
The joint chiefs have shown tremendous interest. It doesn't take much imagination to envision these robots on the battlefield.
Except...I won't allow it.
...
Blame it on me, Lex. Tell your pals at the Pentagon...I just don't have the imagination.
So, he just appears when there's trouble? No special signal?
He's not like your BATMAN, thank God.
I heard you were crazy. I didn't think you were stupid. [uses X-ray vision to see through Batman's cowl] Bruce Wayne?
Clark, keep an eye on Bruce, will you? I'll be right back.
Don't be intimidated. Regale him with madcap tales of the nightlife in Smallville.
Let's just say I'm concerned. Your reputation is...dubious, in and out of costume.
Don't worry, I'm taking Lois quite seriously. [leans down] Besides, it seems to me you HAD your chance.
[Superman busts into a Lexcorp lab]
More powerful than a locomotive...and just about as subtle.
[to an incapacitated Superman] Feel free to expire at any time!
Thank you. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.
I could always...ask him.
[just saw Batman unmasked] So when were you gonna tell me--the honeymoon?
How could you've lied to me like that?
Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman...ow!
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