The New Batman Adventures · Season 1
[Michael reveals leaves growing from his chest]
I'm changing back.
Oh... if it's happening to you, it'll happen to the others too. I don't have as much time as I thought.
What about me?! Veronica knows!
[Ivy rips off his human skin, revealing the humanoid plant beneath. Batgirl prevents Robin from throwing up as they watch]
Consider this your annulment.
This is Poison Ivy's work, isn't it? She must have grown you in her lab, then coated you with those pheromones she uses.
The pheromones were just to get your attention. After that, it was all me. The perfect wife, so giving, so understanding.
I should have known! It was too easy!
Relationships aren't supposed to be easy. Even I know that, and I'm just a vegetable.
Eat trichloroethane, broccoli-boy!
50,000 dollars for the diamond. Not a penny more.
That's robbery! That rock's worth ten times that much!
Don't forget, as a legitimate businessman, I have my expenses too: taxes, overhead, labor.
And they call me two-faced.
Is there no honour among thieves, Mr. Cobblepot? And you're worse than a thief. Trafficking in stolen goods.
I don't know who you are, sir, but I assure you, all my transactions were legitimate. You see, I had no actual knowledge that the items were stolen. Given that, I don't see how the law can touch me.
[draws sword) I am the law. And I find you guilty!
Another day, another toll pickup. Wish I had a nickel for every car that's been through these gates.
I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard you say that.
[fighting Croc] Court is now in session! You may approach the bench. You are accused of murder, mayhem, manslaughter. How do you plead?
You're nuts!
[reading about Corcoran and the Judge] Relocation, eh? I'd like to dislocate them both.
Easy, Harvey, it's the good cop. I thought I'd better find you before the Judge did.
Don't do any favours!
Hear ye, hear ye! I've overridden your security, Two-Face. Court is now in session. Your punishment is long overdue. I choose death by asphyxiation. May heaven have mercy on your souls, Two-Face. Both of them.
Two-Face, please! I got money, cash! I can pay you!
Don't tell me choir boy's got a slush fund.
Kickbacks from the GothCorp project. A hundred grand, I can have it here in an hour!
Shoulda said somethin' earlier. We could have flipped on it.
So let me understand this: in reaction to Two-Face, Harvey Dent created a third personality, one that would fight crime. A personality so separate, he even tried to kill himself without knowing it.
That's how the Judge knew about the escape hatch in Two-Face's apartment. He knew everything about Two-Face, except that he was Two-Face.
Poor devil. What will ever become of him now?
[In his cell in Arkham, Two-Face hears a pounding hammer and the Judge's voice in his head]
Order in the court! In the matter of the people vs. Harvey Dent, how does the prisoner plead?
Guilty... guilty... guilty...
Hey! What's going on here?! We're live!
No, I'm live; you're DEAD! [gases him.]
Think Bat saw you puddy tat?
Oh he did, he did. He'd never miss a show about me, he's my biggest fan, but just in case.
Let's show the folks at home what really happened 7 years ago. I'll be Batman, you be me.
[Joker throws Jack Ryder into the vat of chemicals.]
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