Ms. Fine and Ms. Babcock walking arm-in arm. Isn't that one of the Biblical signs of the Apocalypse?
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Ms. Fine, what are you doing here?
I heard moaning and screaming coming from your room and I figured I should be a part of it.
[insinuating herself under the guise of talking about Frieda] I hope he knows he doesn't have forever because she's not gonna wait around like some schlub since she can't even spit in this town without hitting some eligible classy guy.
Good bloody luck to her catching one because men seldom date women who say the word "schlub" and rarely marry those who spit!
FFrieda
I'm gonna go upstairs and try on my old wedding gown. C'mon, kids, come help zip me up.
I'll get the pliers.
Why don't you give your father a chance to make up for last time? I'm sure you'll find you've got a lot in common.
No. Unlike my father, I'm not about to abandon my responsibilities for sexual gratification with some cheap floozy who works for me.
WHY?!!
JJoan
Isn't this delightful? Where did you get the exquisite shrimp?
I came with her.
JJoan
No, dear. I meant the crustacean.
Oh... She's my daughter.
Chester loves the kennel. When I come to take him home, he just hangs on to the little bars for dear life.
It's bad enough having your dog here. [Fran enters] Always begging to go out, jumping into my lap, rubbing up against me all the time...
SHHHHH! Does everybody need to know our business?
[Condescendingly to a depressed Niles] Oh dear, Niles, what is it this time? Your job? Your weight? No future?
Actually, I was just wondering why I don't have a social life but you cleared that right up for me. Thank you, sir.
Good things come to those who wait, sir. Unless they wait too long and then they slip through their namby-pamby fingers.
Would you like some more, Sylvia?
What, did we just meet?
[Holds up a skimpy bikini] Oh, Val, I just love this new bathing suit I got. Do you think Mr. Sheffield will be able to see my tattoo in this?
Fran, he'll be able to see your liver in that.
[Greeting Ms. America] Tara, hi! Fran Fine, Miss Subways, 198-er... 90.
TTara
It's always nice to meet another pageant winner. What was your platform?
59th and Lex. You know, we have so much in common. We're both title holders and you can't married for the duration of your reign and I can't get married for the love of God.
It is just so adorable how you can't really express the way you feel. Like all the times you yell and scream at me when in reality, you want to hug me.
Well...
And all those times when you fired me when in reality, you want to kiss me.
[Shyly] All right.
When you told me you love me and you took it back when in reality...
No, actually, that I meant.
I hate you.
No, you don't. You really want to hug me.
Guys come up with the lamest excuses.
[Sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Like when you told me you had that whisker burn all over your face from kissing my mother? Hello?!!
Fran, that really happened.
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