Why is Piggy talking like my aunt who lives in a pay-by-the-hour motel?!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The Muppets are discussing whether or not Kermit and Piggy should get back together]
The office is no place for romance! That's why I am a lifelong member of Team Friendship!
Um, I, like, like friendship, but I, like, LOVE love, so, like, I'm on Team Love.
Me too! Uh... Boo, Team Friendship. Boooooooo!
All right, where is the frog? I'm dealing with Restless Pig Syndrome.
Well, tell Piggy to hold her horses, okay? Kermit is working on something very big to show how much he loves her.
Ooh! [leaves]
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But, Pepe...
But, LOVE.
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But, Pepe...
I SAID "BUT LOVE"! [sprays her with perfume and leaves]
[Piggy and Kermit are on a flight to Thailand]
Kermit? What are you doing here?
Well, I'm here, Piggy, because I know. I know it's risky, and I want to try anyway. And on top of that, I know that this airline does not serve pre-flight calzones... And, uh, that's because no airline serves pre-flight calzones.
What? They had one on our flight to Miami...
No, that was me.
But they had one on our flight to...
That was me, too.
I went to Argentina all by myself...
Yeah, I slipped a calzone to the flight attendant.
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