The Muppet Show Season 3 quotes

Well, they say all good things come to an end.

What's that got to do with this show?

I bet you were expecting chickens.

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Kermit the Frog

Listen, Roy, at this point, I usually say good night to everybody, but, tonight, I'd appreciate it if you said it your way.

Well, I'd be glad to, Kermit. [To the audience] Until we meet again, on the screen or in person, good-bye, good luck and may the good Lord take a likin' to you.

Kermit the Frog

That's it.

Kermit

Uh, Gonzo, that is terrible! I'm not going to introduce you for a crummy act like that!

Sick 'em!

Kermit

O.K! O.K! O.K! O.K! I'll introduce him.

Meow!!

Kermit

Ungh! And now, here he is, ladies and gentlemen, uh, your one and you're welcome to him, Gonzo the Great! Off, off, off, off, off!!

Thank you! Thank you! And now, students of the occult, I shall demonstrate my amazing, powers of hypnosis. I shall place a member of the audience in a chance, aided only by the mysterious strength of hypnotic suggestion. My subject would support with only one hand, this 5000 pound weight. Who will the 1st, lucky volunteer? It's just a question of mind over matter.

That's right! You don't mind and we don't matter!

You'll live to regret this!

We intend to.

But I just do not understand, you people! Immortality is out for grahams! But you don't deserve it!

What a te-riffic idea! I'll hit the times myself. I'll go down in history! Ahem. Fifty print to my eyes! Make one mind the complete plate, when eye-lids are getting heavy. I am falling into my power, when I count 3, I will have the strength of an army! 1, 2, 3! Release the ropes!

That's very impressive! But how do you get out of it?

It's simple. I just snap my fingers! Ungh! Hey, Kermit, it went terrific!