Sorry I was late. I had to change the bus across town, and the traffic was terrible.
Never mind. Just get me out of here.
[noticing Uncle Deadly's boots] Say, I know those boots. Weren't you a flamenco dancer in Kansas City?
Why yes, I was.
Harry's Boom Boom Room?
You caught my act?
I could never figure out how you did that passé double thing, though.
Paso doble.
Oh, quite simple, my boy. Quite simple. Music, maestro, please.
Music?! [Uncle Deadly starts to dance. She turns to the camera in disbelief. Uncle Deadly's feet come dangerously close to her hands] What?! Hey, hey! Cool it up there!
Now to the Passionato del Thunderdoor, you give it an extra little flourish.
Watch it!
[to Uncle Deadly] Aha! You mean like this? [starts dancing as well]
Whoo-hoo, hee-ha, hold it! Easy! Down, boy! Hold it! Hoo, hey! Cool it!
Almost, almost. No, more like... [shows Wayne the dance again. Wayne joins in]
Hey! Hey! Hey, Deadly...Hey, wait, hey! [Wayne steps on her hands, causing her to lose her grip and fall off the cliff screaming. Uncle Deadly and Wayne congratulate each other on their dancing] I suppose you think that's funny!
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