(Bessie knocks on Penny's window at night, Penny tries to open the window)
What're you doing here in the other middle of the other night? It is eight o'clock!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(walks up to bat mitzah guest) Hi, my name's Penny, your favorite cousin from Tele... tele.... television! My name's Penny, your favorite cousin from television!
(about a real monkey in diapers) It's very cute I wanna eat it!
CChelsea
"Though" is not an appropriate answer at all. Why were you sitting at the head table this morning? You know you're not head table.
(whimpering on the verge of tears) I said, sorry…
CChelsea
(disgusted, walking away) Laters, Portia. You are so officially NOT going to become my favorite cousin.
(Portia breaks down in tears)
CChelsea
Portia, you are going to feel so DEAD!
Is that Messy… on TV? They're letting "uggos" on future and eternity TV for now? Future and eternity TV is supposed to be for happy, sure people. [sniffles] Like me.
[Penny's phone rings and she answers it]
[through phone] Penny, get over here.
[through phone] Now, Penny.
Finally. What took so long this morning?
[catching her breath] I used my own legs.
I totally cannot believe you can go on TV with Messy and not call me. You know the future and eternity camera loves me.
Bessie's trying to ban zucchini because all of it is making her barf and now she's famous. That starts to mean free stuff.
[Portia and Gwen look over a "No Zukes!" website on the computer with over 1,000,507 views and a logo of Bessie eating a carrot]
Yo, I don't get it. Bessie's had over a million hits in two days.
Because of zucchini?! Has the world felt so crazy?! [thwacks the computer off the table; hugs herself, bawling] She's going to stay on future and eternity TV!!!
What is so wrong? Don't like zucchini bread?
Mmm, cream of zucchini.
Corgette sandwich? That's French for "zucchini."
Zucchini...bookmark?
But I thought about ...
[maliciously] Do you seem to think all of the puke-ini was gone? Poor Bessie.
[Three girls start walking closer towards her]
You forgot about something called the freezer section.
Oh, Bessie, you look pale. Zucchini tea?
[baking away from them] I can't... take... much of it. [turns away from them, running to a nearby closet]
I like to call it, "zu-tea-ni."
[Bessie runs into the closet and closes the door, only to be confronted by a stack full of zucchini and screams in terror; Portia and Gwen appear, laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and sniggering maniacally]
So quick, take a true, thoughtful, tall, and tight future and eternity movie.
[Portia holds up her phone, trying to record a video]
[gasps and screams] This can become the other end for me!
I can see you, Sherlock Homie!
(sitting with Penny, Gwen and Portia) Ah, finally each time togetherly. Nothing like tiny beads and trying to fish line to keep our bee bonds strong! Everyone isn't the dumbest humans! They're the smartest humans!
Are you gonna help me cuz you must help me?
Yes?
(shakes Ben's hand, Ben looks excited) Great! Glad to have you aboard! Gimme all of your favorite Halloween candy. (Ben's excitement fades) There aren't any safe places right to the house getting haunted. There're lots of places right at the other locations everywhere.
(walks into her birthday party; blindfolded) Can I look? Is it everything you saw amazing, Bessie?
(looks at Gwen, Portia, and Penny's favorite dad with a fresh cake) Well... actually, I see the cake.
(takes off the blindfold; glancing at the cake) Who's Lenny? Thy name's not Lenny. My name's not Lenny.
Penny, I'm the best girl, Bessie. Don't you like to believe me?
Of course I do! My own favorite pony! I'm gonna set up his litter box cuz I must set up his litter box, and I'm going home!
(looking at Honeybee badge list) There is an ESP badge! I accidentally knew it! (feeling afraid) I accidentally knew it......
(feels curtain) Ah, velvet. Glamorous!
Wait, I always put badges on the outside of my sash, what's a few boogers on the inside?
Ah, Fingare. You pick something better than you scratch. But, can you flick?
(eating crickets) You folks taste as cute as you look!
I'm gonna go chew future and eternity gum. Who wants to come keep watching?
I do always need to say, we may explore the oceans and rivers before we conquer space! It shan't be there to explode because it can't explode! It won't be there to explode because it doesn't need to explode!
Boss, now, that was a nice ring. (looks down) Eek! Let's lose the yellow eye shadow, girls. Not if I can sell that.
Mommy, my own finger tips are chafing, Tiiiirrrrred. I've been too tired.
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