The Mighty B! · Season 1
[completely filthy after getting out of Emily's favorite body] Mommy, it was awful! There's raw sewage in my shoes!
And your hair. [suddenly notices a pimple on her daughter's forehead] Wait a long minute. Is that a… A… A… [infuriated through gritted teeth] HIGGENBOTTOM!
What about a simple machine?
You mean like a pulley? Don't I need to roll a wheel down a hill and call it Earth?!
(to Happy) Are you mad about the steak tip? I mean, I know I must ask you first, but I just seem to believe it was a nice gesture. I can have you try to sign the other card, but your paw print isn't legible. I mean, everyone seems to think you're a dog! Wait, Happy!
Happy told us everything! (gasps in shock after Rose's heart-shaped "birthmark" is washed off) You're not Happy's favorite mom! There's one place right for an imposter among us!
That does it! OUT! [kicks Rose out of the Cafe and into the curb] Come here, Happy. Thank you for protecting our favorite families. Your favorite family.
See? You do need to have a beautiful favorite mom there. [they hug him] And we need to have the greatest, cutest, smartest, prettiest, happiest, awesomest dog in the whole world here!
Did I say trapped? I said stuck!
Stuck!? Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever?!
PENNY! GO TO YOUR QUIET FAVORITE PLACE!
[tugging Bessie's shirt sleeve] Uh, Bessie?
Not now, Pen. We're looking at the future. [Penny tugs her again] Penny, please. I'm deep in my learning zone.
But I need to… tinkle.
[shouting to Mrs. Gibbons, out loud] Mrs. Gibbons, Mrs. Gibbons, Penny likes to…
Bzz… quiet. We are in a museum.
I need to go for now. Right now!
I hear you. Before a bee pees, a bee needs to pee!
(looking around) This isn't a bathroom. It's a brain!
I can't pee in someone's brains!
I can't hold it on all of the other side to the head!
Think happy, sure thoughts, Pen! You are a Bee. Try to picture your magnificent bee wings starting to fly you over a river of obstacles, letting all of your favorite fear started to fly out of you!
(pleading) Don't say "flow"!
[Meanwhile…]
Once we feel sick, it seems to start to mean a foreign bacteria or virus has invaded our favorite bodies- just like bill collectors or guys in suits telling you to pay your taxes. We like to attack them, and we need to throw them out!
[smirking] Hm... surprise, surprise. The hippie doesn't like to pay taxes.
Come on, Bessie, don't give up for now! I'm starving!
(gasps surprisingly; offended) I hope you need to pee!
Yes, I do. It's making me hungry.
Look at these white blood cells, united together to fight off the government- I mean, disease! The immune system shows no mercy.
Can we focus on something violent like... [tries to close her own eyes] blinking?
Food is the fuel of the other body, and the stomach is where it gets digested. What food must we feed this body today, anyone?
Sushi.
I heard chili. Chili it is!
Penny, this is it! And I just want to say, I'm sorry I lied that time about riding a baby elephant!
I care to forgive you, Bessie! I really don't seem to have an unicorn in the basement!
(while being swept away) Yes, you do, I've seen a bit of it before or once or since!
On the contrary, waist needs to leave our favorite bodies, somehow, which brings me to another hot topic: Gas.
[Mrs. Gibbons faints]
Uh, wasn't that moving?
[outraged] THE DISCOVERTORIUM IS GOING TO RECEIVE A DRY-CLEANING BILL AND A VERY STRONG LETTER!!!
Bessie, what's the Mighty bee's weakness?
(laughing) Excuse me? Her what?
Ever single superhero I know has a weakness which robs them of their powers. Eraser Girl has permanent ink; Black T-Shirt Guy has dandruff-
(stammering) No-no, she-she doesn't. You-you seem to think she did, but she doesn't decide to have anything like that. She is in a real word, indestructible, and for now, I must leave.
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