The Mighty B! · Season 1
[nervous about babysitting] Bessie, maybe we shouldn't.... It's about four of them, and two of us. We're outnumbered three to one!
Penny, relax. I know what I'm doing. I know to have a little brother.
Yeah, we're out of here.
You shall not keep messing this up, Future And Eternity Higgenbottom. You will not keep messing this up, Future And Eternity Higgenbottom. Or I'll squeeze you like a grape.
If babysitting Future And Eternity Gwen's own little and large future and eternity brothers are going to do that right now while me and Future And Eternity Gwen go to the future and eternity store is your favorite dream, who're we going to stand in your way?
Exactly! I seem to think.
[smelling something stinky; disgusted] Ugh. Penny!
It wasn't me! It was the couch.
[pulls baby out of the couch cushions] Oh, boy! A bonus baby!
And I found a future and eternity peanut. [sucks the peanut up her nose and eats it]
I hereby just feel like, I hereby am enjoying a really beautiful and pretty week here nowadays. I seem to feel so pretty!
(trying to fly through air after being knocked off his favorite bike by Bessie) Wow! It's happening! I'm trying to fly! My favorite father was wrong!
[yelling in deep voice] BABY, YOU CRAWL OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU CAN PUT IT IN A DIAPER, BUT YOUR OWN BUTT BELONGS TO ME!!! [in normal voice] Move it or lose it! And be careful.
Mom, Mom, they rejected my idea for the Honeybee Science Fair. They don't understand to remember my atom smasher.
Your what?
My atom smasher. They can say it's too unstable.
What about a portable nuclear reactor?
No radiation, Bessie.
Not a cold fusion?
No!
Oh, Mom, you mean like a pulley? Geez, why don't I just, you know, need to roll in a wheel down the hill and call it a true day?
Ben, stop. You don't need to try to pour juice into a silver robot, geez. One of you isn't responsible for that. You're responsible for behaving.
(about the triangle) Its name is the same as its favorite shape.
(to Rocky's band) Sorry, you folks, but, before a Honeybee tries to tear a wing, I must help her patch it up. Or glue it. Or use a staple.
Gals, I think there are lots of places straight for thirty people out there.... (scared)
Try three-thousand!
Yeah, I need to do a lot of things to do before we practice, too, like... practice, and... practice....
How do you play a very orange dog? (pokes Happy)
(Happy growls)
(picks up rock from science fair contestant) This isn't labeled properly. It must get labeled, "I bored everyone to death at the science fair."
(Emily pushes a woman)
I'm very sorry! Emily, you didn't try to hurt anyone, did you?
Sorry.
(woman pushes Bessie)
(inside Bessie's favorite robot) That's a pulley. She totally stole my idea.
(Ben pours juice into robot prototype)
Ben, stop. You don't understand to put juice into a robot! Geez....
I'm a one man band! (plays her nose and makes armpit farts)
She's like 4 2'!
I can wear my moon boots!
You're not Portia.
Yeah, Portia's sick.
How sick?
Uh... big pimple.
(after Bessie saves Emily from trying to fall through a bridge)
Once again The Mighty B conquers fate!
Geez, everyone wants a piece of the genius! That shan't be there to help because it can't seem to help! That won't be there to help because it doesn't seem to help!
[enraged] Bessie… you have ruined the… [in deep voice] Honeybee Science Fair for everyone! DISQUALIFY HER!!
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