MacKaye quotes from The Mentalist

Okay, cut the cute stuff. You stole these. It's what you do. I mean, these are all stolen.

Lisbon

How do you know so much about it? Are you a cop?

Jane

Oh, don't you get it? This gentleman's one of us.

Lisbon

He doesn't look like one of us.

Jane

No. He's a heavy, a shooter.

I'm... direct. And you're one of those grifter types, huh? You, uh, prefer tricks?

Lisbon

You could say that.

Never saw a trick that could beat a bullet.

Jane

Well, it's always nice to get tips from the competition.

[holding Jane at gunpoint] A tracking device? You think I'm stupid?

Jane

Ask me that question again when you don't have a gun.

All right, let's be very clear about something. We don't need you to say anything. We already have the rest of your crew in custody. We have FBI witnesses for armed robbery, assault, kidnapping. We have enough stolen art to start a museum. And, best of all, we have the paintings that prove you killed John Hennigan.

Lawyer.

Lawyer. Well, that is your right.

Jane

Oh, what song was the marching band playing, by the way?

Hmm?

Jane

The marching band that, uh, blocked off the alleyway. What song were they playing?

What are you talking about?

Jane

Well, I requested The Yellow Rose of Texas. Were they playing The Yellow Rose of Texas?

The garbage truck, the marching band — you did all that? You steered me to the cab, huh?

Jane

The illusion of control. It made you feel safe enough to go where you kept the paintings. Now, unless you have any further questions about how I played you like a big old bassoon, I have someplace fabulous to go. Au revoir!