Chief Brody quotes from The Mentalist

Chief Brody

Do you have any actual facts?

Jane

Well, it's an actual fact that you dislike Mr. MacLean here because he's a tree-hugging, liberal wacko who's probably running some kind of a cult. And he dislikes you because you're a small-minded, provincial hayseed. Not that you are necessarily. That's just what he thinks.

Jane

Excuse me, what kind of tree is this?

Chief Brody

Couldn't say.

Jane

Smells good. So you're not a local?

Chief Brody

Born five miles down the road, just don't give a crap about trees.

I think you might show a little more respect.

Jane

Respect for...?

Chief Brody

There's a dead child here.

Jane

Yes, yes, he's dead. He doesn't care how I talk to you.