MWMarshall Winston
CBI! CBI! Like that's supposed to mean something!
Yeah, we do need better brand awareness.
“Blood Brothers” · Season 1, Episode 22
In this episode: Patrick Jane (6), Chief Brody (3), Teresa Lisbon (2), Kimball Cho (2), Wayne Rigsby (1)
I hate the woods.
Would you rather be playing desk jockey with Van Pelt right now?
Who sends their kids to a place like this? It's not cheap either.
A little deprivation and discipline is good for the soul.
Yeah, but this is like a juvie prison camp.
No. This is like spring break in Cancun compared to juvie.
Wait, you were in juvenile hall? Seriously?
Yeah, didn't you read my file?
No. Wait, did you read mine?
Of course.
I hope you got something useful for all the trouble you caused.
Yes, I did. The story of the mad axeman Zachariah, who lives in these here woods.
Ah, Z.
Yes, Z. I would have gotten more, but you came back too quickly.
Reality check. I'm your supervising agent. I'm not your decoy.
Do you have any actual facts?
Well, it's an actual fact that you dislike Mr. MacLean here because he's a tree-hugging, liberal wacko who's probably running some kind of a cult. And he dislikes you because you're a small-minded, provincial hayseed. Not that you are necessarily. That's just what he thinks.
[One of the students has gone missing]
We should start looking in the woods around the school.
Oh, that sounds horribly tedious. Shout if you need me.
Go ahead, relax. Enjoy yourself. God forbid you should do anything tedious.
Who's Zachariah?
MMr. Maclean
Who?
Zachariah?
MMr. Maclean
Never heard of him. Who is he?
Liar.
MMr. Maclean
Liar?
Pants on fire. They're ablaze.
MMr. Maclean
I wanna cooperate with you people, but this man is trying to...I don't know what he's trying to do, but I resent it.
Excuse me, what kind of tree is this?
Couldn't say.
Smells good. So you're not a local?
Born five miles down the road, just don't give a crap about trees.
MMr. MacLean
I think you might show a little more respect.
Respect for...?
There's a dead child here.
Yes, yes, he's dead. He doesn't care how I talk to you.
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