The Mentalist · Season 3, Episode 7
“Red Hot” · Season 3, Episode 7
In this episode: Teresa Lisbon (7), Walter Mashburn (6), Patrick Jane (5)
Hello Lisbon. What a great day to not be blown up.
Give it up now.
What?
What you took from Bajoran's house.
[Jane looks blankly at Lisbon]
The toupee, Jane, the housekeeper called.
Oh.
[Jane throws Lisbon the toupee]
That's just gross! Why would you take it?
Evidence.
Of what?
Bad taste.
[Jane just guessed something about Mashburn.]
I do! How do you know?
Pupil dilation.
Pupil dilation?!
Yes. When someone see something that they want, their pupils dilate.
Pupil dilation... [stares at Lisbon] It's fantastic!
[glances at Mashburn's eyes, then at Lisbon's] Yes, it is. [Lisbon smiles]
What about you, Walter? Last year you said you'd do anything for a thrill.
What do you have in mind?
[Shots are fired at them]
Get down!
Thrilling enough for you, Walter?
But if it was him, wouldn't he have hired better assassins?
Okay, is there anybody else who might want to kill you?
I have lots of enemies, Teresa. You know, you'd be surprised to hear this, but some people find me annoying.
Ladies and gentlemen, quick announcement: I'd like you to give a very warm welcome to Walter's new girlfriend, number one - Teresa Lisbon.
So my friends say because you saved me that means you own me.
They have a return policy?
I upset you?
Upset me? No. Irritate me a litte? Maybe.
Why?
You're egotistical. You're arrogant. You're entitled and rich.
When do you get to the bad stuff?
Can't believe I'm a one night stand for Dirty Harry.
Yeah, well, I'd leave you cab fare, but you've probably got that covered.
Uh, uh, $90,000?
That's $90,000 for lot 10. And I see $100,000 from the woman in red. $110,000? Do I hear $110,000? $110,000, and $120,000? [Jane bids $120,000] $120,000. Thank you. $120,000.
$150,000. [to the woman next to him] Never was any good at math.
I've got $150,000 from the gentleman in the vest. How about $160,000? $160,000. [the woman in red bids] $160,000 is bid. How about $170,000? I've got $170,000, and $180,000. And the gentleman in the front row, $180,000 is your bid, sir. You've got the bid at $180,000. $190,000?
Can we move this thing along? $200,000.
And $200,000 from our enthusiastic friend in the back. Do I hear $210,000?
Nice day for it, huh?
Ah, yes.
And whose interests do you represent?
Well, that's supposed to be confidential, isn't it, but what the heck? Walter Mashburn.
$230,000 if you wish, sir. $230,000?
$230,000. $230,000. Do we have $240,000?
Uh, sir—
$240,000. Do we have $240,000?
$240,000.
$240,000, we have $240,000 right here. And we also have $250,000. I know that because I am bidding it. Do we have $260,000?
Hey, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait.
$260,000? Come on, ma'am, you can do $260,000. I know you can.
Uh, sir?
Let's go! What about you, sir?
We have $250,000.
No. I want the thing for $260,000. Can I have it?
Yes.
Thank you.
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