Yuki Nagato quotes from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Yuki Nagato

There might be discrepancies in the transmission of data.

Yuki

I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits; what I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself.

Yuki

You and Haruhi Suzumiya dissappeared from this world for two hours and thirty minutes.

Yuki

Another visit to the library would...

Yuki Nagato

A theory that is contradictory in itself cannot begin to explain contradictions inherent within it.

Yuki

One day you will.

Yuki Nagato

Correct.

Yuki

I forgot to recreate the glasses.

Kyon

Oh, it's okay. I think you look cuter without them. Besides, I don't have a glasses fetish.

Yuki

...what's a glasses fetish?

Kyon

N-Never mind! Forget I said anything!

Yuki

...I see.

Taniguchi

[enters] What is up? I for-for-forgot my bag. Eh? AHHH!

Kyon

[thinking] Mom, Dad, if you saw how me and Nagato were positioned right now...you'd probably think we were getting it on as well.

Taniguchi

Okay...TAKE YOUR TIME! [quickly exits]

Yuki

...interesting human.

Kyon

On the day of the tournament, I was wondering if it was possible to make it rain. You know, a big one that'd cancel the game with a rain delay.

Yuki

It is possible, but I would advise against it.

Kyon

Yeah, why's that?

Yuki

Any alteration of the regional climate could possibly have devastating aftereffects on the ecosystem of the planet.

Kyon

And about when would these aftereffects happen?

Yuki

Several hundred to ten thousand years.

Kyon

Then I guess we'd better not try to do that, right?

Yuki

Right.

Haruhi Suzumiya

Does anyone have plans next week for Christmas Eve?

Kyon

[Thinking] I freaking knew it.

Haruhi

I'm pretty sure you've got nothing going on, right Kyon? We all know you don't have much of a social life and I'm only asking because I didn't want you to feel like a loser.

Kyon

Yeah? Well what if I did have something going on? Tell me what you're planning first.

Haruhi

You're free, I knew it! [Turns to Koizumi] How about you, Koizumi? I bet you got a date with a girlfriend, don't ya?

Itsuki Koizumi

[Sighs] It would be wonderful if that were indeed the case, however, believe it or not, my schedule prior to Christmas Eve is completely open and flexible at present. To tell the truth, I was getting a little worried about how I was going to pass the time.

Kyon

[Thinking] Liar. You made yourself free on purpose. Admit it!

Haruhi

Well, now you don't have to worry about it! Besides, this'll be way better. [Turns to Mikuru] How about you Mikuru? You've probably got plans, too! Like maybe someone asked you to watch that moment when rain turns to snow in the dead of night?

Kyon

[Thinking] Suddenly, she's from the Shōwa era.

Mikuru Asahina

Actually, I don't have anything planned next week. [Confused] Dead of night?

Kyon

[Thinking] You could go out with me, Miss Asahina!

Haruhi

[Turns to Yuki] Yuki?

Yuki Nagato

Nothing.

Haruhi

Awesome!

Kyon

[Thinking] Whoa!

Haruhi

Okay, then! It's settled! [Uncaps a marker and writes "SOS Brigade Christmas Party"] Since nobody has plans for next week, we're gonna throw an SOS Brigade Christmas party! As usual, if there are any objections, you can file them after the event and I promise I'll take them into consideration!

Kyon

[Thinking] And, as usual, she's doing whatever she wants. She did ask everyone if they had plans, though. I guess she's making a little progress.