Mikuru Asahina quotes from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Mikuru

Mi-Mi-Mikuru Beam!

Mikuru Asahina

[sobbing] Because I had to "classified information", I used "classified information" to get in touch with the future. The thing is, I haven't gotten any "classified information" for a week, so I started to think how weird that was. I was so surprised, I "classified information," I really did. But it was "classified information" too.

Mikuru Asahina

That's classified information.

Mikuru Asahina

[To Kyon] Um, say Kyon, if I find I'm unable to get married after all this, would you be willing to marry me? [Walks off]

Kyon

[Thinking] What should I say, Miss Asahina? You look like you just found out you didn't get accepted into college? Or someone who's lost their job the day after buying their dream house? Wait, oh man, now you're calling me "Kyon", too.

Mikuru

[Gasps] KYON! [Tearfully] I'm so glad you're back! I'm so glad to see you again! I thought ... I mean ... you'd NEVER make it back!

Kyon..

Miss Asahina ...

Mikuru

No-no-no-no-no!!! If Miss Suzumiya saw us together, it'd be like birds of a feather repeating their mistakes again!

Kyon

Wow, he's driving his fleet right into our sights.

Itsuki

Like a mouse caught in a trap.

Mikuru

Uh, am I supposed to shoot this thing?

Haruhi

I don't get what just happened, but great job, guys! All ships, open fire! Go out there and burn the enemy leader with all the fires of hell!

Haruhi

He's getting away!

[as his ship is exploding around him] This isn't happening! GLORY TO THE COMPUTER CLUB!

YOU WIN

Mikuru Asahina

Oh, Kyon... I can't... I can't go back to the future!

Itsuki Koizumi

I'll explain it the best I can. We're currently stuck in a time loop that seems to have no end to it.

Kyon

Huh? A what?

Itsuki

We're currently stuck in a time loop that seems to have no end to it.

Kyon

Uh...

Itsuki

We're currently stuck in a time loop that seems to have no end...

Haruhi Suzumiya

Does anyone have plans next week for Christmas Eve?

Kyon

[Thinking] I freaking knew it.

Haruhi

I'm pretty sure you've got nothing going on, right Kyon? We all know you don't have much of a social life and I'm only asking because I didn't want you to feel like a loser.

Kyon

Yeah? Well what if I did have something going on? Tell me what you're planning first.

Haruhi

You're free, I knew it! [Turns to Koizumi] How about you, Koizumi? I bet you got a date with a girlfriend, don't ya?

Itsuki Koizumi

[Sighs] It would be wonderful if that were indeed the case, however, believe it or not, my schedule prior to Christmas Eve is completely open and flexible at present. To tell the truth, I was getting a little worried about how I was going to pass the time.

Kyon

[Thinking] Liar. You made yourself free on purpose. Admit it!

Haruhi

Well, now you don't have to worry about it! Besides, this'll be way better. [Turns to Mikuru] How about you Mikuru? You've probably got plans, too! Like maybe someone asked you to watch that moment when rain turns to snow in the dead of night?

Kyon

[Thinking] Suddenly, she's from the Shōwa era.

Mikuru Asahina

Actually, I don't have anything planned next week. [Confused] Dead of night?

Kyon

[Thinking] You could go out with me, Miss Asahina!

Haruhi

[Turns to Yuki] Yuki?

Yuki Nagato

Nothing.

Haruhi

Awesome!

Kyon

[Thinking] Whoa!

Haruhi

Okay, then! It's settled! [Uncaps a marker and writes "SOS Brigade Christmas Party"] Since nobody has plans for next week, we're gonna throw an SOS Brigade Christmas party! As usual, if there are any objections, you can file them after the event and I promise I'll take them into consideration!

Kyon

[Thinking] And, as usual, she's doing whatever she wants. She did ask everyone if they had plans, though. I guess she's making a little progress.