[Haruhi has just blackmailed the Computer Society President into surrendering his most advanced computer to the SOS Brigade]
Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her.
“The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 2” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Kyon (3), Haruhi Suzumiya (2), Yuki Nagato (2), Mikuru Asahina (1), Ryoko (1), Taniguchi (1)
Hey, Kyon! Can you think of anything else we're gonna need right now?
What do you mean?
I wanna get my hands on a mysterious transfer student! What do you think of that?
I beg you... please start the conversation by making the context clear.
It's exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!
Okay, before you kidnap anyone else, what do you mean by "mysterious"?
Check it out: school started less than two months ago, right? So I'm thinkin' that anybody who transfers into our school right now has to be mysterious. Am I right?
Maybe the kid's dad got relocated because of work.
Oh, work with me here! It's not normal!
I'd sorta like to know what you consider "normal," but I'm almost afraid to ask.
There might be discrepancies in the transmission of data.
I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits; what I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself.
[Mikuru comes out of the clubroom after changing into her school uniform from the bunny girl outfit.]
[To Kyon] Um, say Kyon, if I find I'm unable to get married after all this, would you be willing to marry me? [Walks off]
[Thinking] What should I say, Miss Asahina? You look like you just found out you didn't get accepted into college? Or someone who's lost their job the day after buying their dream house? Wait, oh man, now you're calling me "Kyon", too.
[Narrating] By the next day, the name "Haruhi Suzumiya" had become infamous. Now everyone at school was talking about her.
Hey, Kyon. Hate to say it, but it looks like you've gone and done it. You've become one of Suzumiya's gang of weirdos huh?
Oh, shut up. [Thinking] The sucky thing about being a part of all this is that my name and Miss Asahina's name are floating around campus, too.
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I couldn't believe what I was seeing yesterday. A couple of bunny girls hanging around the school's main gate. I mean, the girl in red was Mikuru Asahina, wasn't it?
Now everybody in school's talking about you guys, Kyon. Everybody.
What exactly is this SOS Brigade?
You're gonna have to ask Suzumiya. I really don't know. I don't even wanna know.
Well, it definitely looks like you guys are having a lot of fun, but you know, yesterday's stunt was a little overboard.
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