I'm getting bored and just fed up watching something that doesn't seem to be changing at all. That's why…I'm going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts.
“The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 4” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Ryoko (3), Kyon (2), Yuki Nagato (1), Taniguchi (1)
What the hell, is she serious? Wait what just happened? Why is Asakura coming after me with a knife? Whoa wait a minute, what did she just say "I'm gonna kill you"?
Stop kidding around! You're gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that's a rubber knife, you're scaring the hell out of me!
You think it's a…joke? Huh. You don't want to die? You don't want me to kill you? I'm sorry, but I just don't understand the concept of death regarding organic lifeforms.
Okay, this isn't funny anymore! I don't know why you're doing this, but please, just put the knife down!
I can't, because whether you care about it or not, I really do want you to die.
Oh please, won't you just give up? You're going to die no matter what, so let me kill you.
I forgot to recreate the glasses.
Oh, it's okay. I think you look cuter without them. Besides, I don't have a glasses fetish.
...what's a glasses fetish?
N-Never mind! Forget I said anything!
...I see.
[enters] What is up? I for-for-forgot my bag. Eh? AHHH!
[thinking] Mom, Dad, if you saw how me and Nagato were positioned right now...you'd probably think we were getting it on as well.
Okay...TAKE YOUR TIME! [quickly exits]
...interesting human.
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