“Working Duck” quotes from The Looney Tunes Show

Daffy Sheldon Duck. Education: None. References: None. Skills: None. Work Experience: Let's not go there. Are you a complete nitwit?

No, I'm a dunderhead. At least according to this Internet IQ Test.

Daffy, for the past 3 months, I've been pulling you a weight because I thought you're looking for a job.

Why do I look for a job when you pull my weight?

So what you're saying is; I'm enabling you.

You're not enabling me. You're simply shielding me from the consequences of my own self-destructive behavior.

I think you're right. And I'm not gonna do it anymore.

Daffy, for your own good. I'm kicking you out.

What?! (Bugs pushes him out of the house) Well, guess what? You can't kick me out because I am leaving.

Good.

Great. I'm going to get my stuff.

Okay.

I packed my suitcase and I'm going.

That's my suitcase.

Well, I just take my stuff.

That's my stuff.

I don't need your stuff. I don't need you. I can make it on my own just fine. So I'm going. I'll see you around. I am going, right now. I'm gone. G-O-N. Gone.

Arrivederci!

Pfft. I don't need a friend telling me to pull my weight. I don't need a job. I don't even need that jive. I'm Daffy Duck. You hear that, world? (He walks back to Bugs' house.) I can take care of myself. (He knocks on the door as Bugs open the door.) Please take care of me! (starts sobbing)

When I say... When I took over Enormocorp 10 years ago, I vowed... I say, I vowed to make Enormocorp a world leading industry.

(Imitating Foghorn Leghorn) I say, I say. I'm a big fat rooster and I run the company. Look at me with my big, fat finger around like I'm the boss of you. I run the fifth...

What? I say, what is going on here?

(Continues imitating) I say, I say. (Continues laughing, then stops)

Get in here. (Daffy points to himself) Yes, you.

(to Foghorn) Just go with your gut! You've got a big enough one.

(after turning off the TV) Ugh. If I knew all that was going to happen, I would have kept enabling you.

At least I learned a big lesson.

What's that?

When I pull my own weight, I pull a lot of stuff down with it.

(after tripping) Call Dr. Weisberg!

(after the credits) Can I interest you in a muffin? I ate half of it. It's not very good!