C'mon we're gonna be late for the movie!
(walks down the stairs dressed as a school girl)
What are you wearing?
I don't know about you, but I'm getting a student discount.
(picks up car keys)
You're driving? You always drive. Let me drive! (opens door to reveal a parade float with a giant Daffy on the roof)
I'm not going in that thing.
It's not a thing, it's a parade float.
Well, guess what? I'm a man too, and today this man is wearing the pants! (in high-pitched voice) Oops, almost forgot my purse! Come on, you big lug!
Can I see your driver's license?
My what?
Just give him your driver's license.
What's a driver's license?
You don't have a driver's license?
Sir, you're not allowed to operate a vehicle without a driver's license. Please step out of the car or I'm gonna have it towed.
Towed?! But, I'm just an innocent school girl and this is my baby brother. (looks toward Bugs) Put on the diaper!
(answering his phone) Hey Lola.
Hey Bugs! Whatcha doing?
Standing on the side of a road.
Fun! Oh my gosh, you're never gonna believe this, there is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you. I'm about to hit him.
(rolling down her window) You look just like my boyfriend!
I can't go to jail! I'm too pretty! I won't last a day. No wait, I'll work out, I'll get really muscular. (lowers voice) My voice will get really deep. I'll run the place. (rolls down window) Hi, officer.
Can I see your drivers license?
Absolutely! Just one second. (grabs purse) Okay, let me see here. Ooh, here we go! Oh, wait, that's my credit card! (The officer clicks his pen) Here we go! Oops, no, that's a recipe for salmon balls. They're really good! Here it is, oh no that's my frozen yogurt frequent muncher card. Two more and I get a free waffle cone! Mmm-mmm-mmm! Oh, here it is! It was hiding! Oh no, wait, that's a picture of Bugs; isn't he cute? (Lola shows a picture of Bugs hiding behind a shower curtain, while Bugs slaps his forehead) Here it is. Wait, that's a basketball card. Manu Ginóbili. I love Manu Ginóbili! Oh, here it is, oops, fortune cookie fortune! (reads fortune cookie) You will receive an unexpected letter from a friend. How does the cookie know that? That's crazy. I'm sorry, what did you want?
Your driver's license.
O-o-o-h, yeah, I don't have one of those.
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