FSFemale Sasquatch
I mean, no offense, but Richie here couldn't find his butt with a stick in eight hands.
S3Meeting Lila
Oh, you've got a stick? I've been looking all over for one.
FSFemale Sasquatch
(points at Richie to prove her point) My name's Lila. If you want, I can help you find your folks, but, you know, we better moving, it's gonna drop like, 20 degrees after sunset, and I don't think your peeps are dressed for it. Come on.
S3The Search for Charlie Paulsen
Please, a bucket of wet sand is smarter than these dudes.
(speaking to a Boomfist-shaped take-out order machine) We come to you in peace!
We mean you no harm!
(sniffs) This way. Due west.
She says they crossed here about 3 hours back, and they went south.
(sniffs) Up through here.
I barely smell that. This Lila is quite the tracker.
Oh, it's not really a big deal. I'm a sasquatch. We live in the woods, we've got good noses.
Lila, you've got magical senses?
Well, no, I wouldn't call them magical. I'm not a human being, I'm just, you know, a big dumb animal, and all us animals can see magic.
Oh, Lila, don't be silly. From what I've seen, you're anything but dumb. Actually, you seem to be the smartest sasquatch there is.
Oh, well, thanks. I try to get smarter. It's hard when you know no one in the entire village can remember anything, or read, or wash, or dress themselves without help. You ever dress 400 Bigfoots who haven't taken a bath since spring? Real picnic. But I know a little bit about the outside world, because sometimes, sometimes, I leave the village and sneak into... What do you call them? Moonies?
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