VVideo (Jody Irwin)
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
S3Jody for President
VVideo (Melissa O’ Malley)
Vote Melissa O'Malley for president!
(looking for Jody outside the school) Jody! Jody?! (finds her crying under a tree as she goes to comfort her and a small pink monster enters the school) Oh, Jody, don’t cry, okay? Look, Melissa’s a jerk. And everybody knows it.
(upset) It's not my fault I’m not the coolest kid in school. Or prettiest, or the most popular.
Sure you will.
Come on, we both know that's not true. I guess I'm okay with that. It's just not fair... (Juniper's bracelet starts to glow, she sees dark clouds forming near the school, she gets more nervous as Jody talks) ...that Melissa gets everything, and there's nothing anybody can do about it.
Um, listen, could we...?
I mean, come on! Who's smart and funny and talented and popular enough to boot Melissa in that fanny of hers? And-- (gasps as she gets an idea and looks at Juniper) You!
We should run you for president!
Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(sees dark clouds getting bigger) No! No, forget it. Jody, listen, I've gotta run. I--
June, this is the moment we've been waiting for our whole lives! This is our shot to take down Melissa O'Malley, and I am not moving until you say yes! (the clouds start to thunder)
Yes! Oh, my gosh, I better get moving. We've got tons of work to do. See you later, Madam President!
Tremble in fear, demon cur! Thy hour of judgement hath come! Abandon all hope of mercy for the power of the hammer Mjolnir shall lay waste to all in my path!
S3Making a Deal with Thor
By the twin giants' realm of Non and the raven claw of Nestor, cast down Odin's mighty hand and all thine evil plans to--
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.