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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 2 quotes

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S2 E4Picture Day

Don't worry! I got your back. (Jody reveals her make-up case and tries to cover up Juniper's pimple) You're not exactly my color. (shows Juniper's face with her foundation mirror with her face looking pale)

It's just my cover, I had backup. (pulls up his shirt to reveal a painted face) Woot, woot! (chuckles)

I was nervous. But you gotta admit, for a first timer, these are pretty good, huh? Look at this angle. I went in with the macro lens, see, I zoomed right into the eyes like a National Geographic guy. (shows her a picture of Jody)

(laughing) It looks as if my plan is... developing (laughs again with her hench-demon, but the clones stay silent) Get it? Pictures, developing? (the Jody and Roger clones shrug at each other) Ugh, evil clones, no sense of humor.

S2 E5Star Quality

Don't worry, lass, other than being locked in a cage and suspended above a flaming pit of lava we're good!

June, you've got to get us out of here I have a conference call in 20 minutes and there's no cell phone reception here!

S2 E6There's No Mitzvah Like Snow Mitzvah

Uh-oh, Jody's sister Rachel is getting Bat Mitzvah this Saturday.

(pointing to something off screen) Oh man, Jody's mother always plans parties the way King Kong visits New York.

Oh, come on, it might be fun!

(Juniper opens a card that reads "You're Invited" on the front. To Juniper and Ophelia's surprise, a drawing of Rachel appears with green fireworks and vintage music.)

I'm sorry, you were saying?

(Juniper silently watches the fireworks from the card. Cue the theme song.)

No offense, Jody, but every time we come to one of your family things, your mom makes us work.

That is so not true.

Oh, yeah? Well, what about your bother's last birthday party?

(A flashback of Jody's brother's previous birthday party shows June, Ophelia and Roger dressed as the Three Bears to entertain kids)

Somebody's been eating my porridge.

Somebody's been eating my porridge.

Somebody's been eating my porridge, and they ate it-- (An ice cream cone gets thrown at his face) All right, McIntyre, you wanna piece of this?! You want some?! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (Proceeds to beat him offscreen)

(The flashback ends)

No, no, no. It's not gonna be like that. (June, Ophelia and Roger give her a look) Okay, it's gonna be exactly like that. Except this time, she wants The Wizard of Oz.

No way! I am not playing Dorothy again!

Come on, Roge, admit it. You love those red shoes.

Did not! (Beat) Okay, maybe a little. Having a sense of fashion isn't a crime, you know.

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