The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2, Episode 6
“There's No Mitzvah Like Snow Mitzvah” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (3), Ophelia Ramírez (3), Jody Irwin (1), Roger Radcliffe (1)
Uh-oh, Jody's sister Rachel is getting Bat Mitzvah this Saturday.
(pointing to something off screen) Oh man, Jody's mother always plans parties the way King Kong visits New York.
Oh, come on, it might be fun!
(Juniper opens a card that reads "You're Invited" on the front. To Juniper and Ophelia's surprise, a drawing of Rachel appears with green fireworks and vintage music.)
I'm sorry, you were saying?
(Juniper silently watches the fireworks from the card. Cue the theme song.)
No offense, Jody, but every time we come to one of your family things, your mom makes us work.
That is so not true.
Oh, yeah? Well, what about your bother's last birthday party?
(A flashback of Jody's brother's previous birthday party shows June, Ophelia and Roger dressed as the Three Bears to entertain kids)
Somebody's been eating my porridge.
Somebody's been eating my porridge.
Somebody's been eating my porridge, and they ate it-- (An ice cream cone gets thrown at his face) All right, McIntyre, you wanna piece of this?! You want some?! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (Proceeds to beat him offscreen)
(The flashback ends)
No, no, no. It's not gonna be like that. (June, Ophelia and Roger give her a look) Okay, it's gonna be exactly like that. Except this time, she wants The Wizard of Oz.
No way! I am not playing Dorothy again!
Come on, Roge, admit it. You love those red shoes.
Did not! (Beat) Okay, maybe a little. Having a sense of fashion isn't a crime, you know.
What is that?
That is a Cowardly Lion made of chopped liver.
Ew.
Yeah, classy. It's like a royal wedding in here, isn't it?
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