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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 1

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 1 quotes

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S1Juniper's Speech

But not compromised (takes off his cloak) All of you relax. Operation: Zoo Trip is still a-go. Years of planning, years of pain has all come to this. Today, I will have my revenge.

S1Monster Con

But you're not listening to me! I am a cunning investigator who roots out evil. I do not have magical powers like the rest of these guys. I don't breathe fire, or sweat mud, or turn myself into a giant eggplant...

Listen, listen, listen. We were in this bowling alley filled with elves, right? And nobody ever told me that elves were that allergic to fried foods. And it was around this time that I gave all these elves french fries!

MFMonster Fan 4

(laughs) Is that when the cyclone monkeys got out?

TMTux Monster

The nominees for most ferocious biped or serpent are... (sees the letter) Vigon the Horrible. Marzak the Hair Troll. Dr. Horatio Burkelman. Danny "Boom Boom" Python. And the Carloff goes to... Vigon the Horrible.

What a crock! I wasn't even nominated for best newcomer. Oh, man, or best use of banishment spells! I live off of banishment spells!

Hey, you don't hear me complaining about not getting nominated for best anthropomorphic animal advisor. I mean, it's all politics. Just because I don't catch spots or attend the union functions. I bet they'd give it to that chimpanzee, Roscoe.

June, you have only just begun. Please trust me when I tell you this: you will become a powerful warrior, more capable than you can ever imagine.

S1H.A.M. Attacks

Very good. All of you stay sharp. Any mistake will be your last. These creatures do not dispense mercy, so don't show them any mercy in return.

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