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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 1

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 1 quotes

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S1H.A.M. Attacks

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Thank you, thank you. Believe me, this poor, enchanted chimpanzee from Yorkshire never thought he'd grow up to win best anthropomorphic animal sidekick.

Human beings attacking the magical creatures! There's a ton of them! All these guys are shooting everyone with lasers!

S1Defeating H.A.M.

(as he and Monroe are captured by one soldier) You Men-in-Black-X-File nimrods are messin' with the wrong guy! Do you know who I am?!

So, you're the head monkey in charge? Well good! 'Cause when my sister gets here, I wanna tell her who gets their butt handed to them first!

You and these freaks will all be taken to a secure facility where you will no longer be able to infect humanity.

They are a group called H.A.M. Humans for the Abolishment of Magic. (A tank arrives to take the captured magical beings) They are human beings who wish to rid the world of magic. They are very bad people.

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