Thank you, thank you. Believe me, this poor, enchanted chimpanzee from Yorkshire never thought he'd grow up to win best anthropomorphic animal sidekick.
S1H.A.M. Attacks
Stupid chimpanzee.
Oh, no.
Human beings attacking the magical creatures! There's a ton of them! All these guys are shooting everyone with lasers!
Hang on, babies. Ah-Mah's on her way.
S1Defeating H.A.M.
All targets are neutralized. Beta Squad, come in for transport.
(as he and Monroe are captured by one soldier) You Men-in-Black-X-File nimrods are messin' with the wrong guy! Do you know who I am?!
Sir, we found this human boy and this paranormally-enhanced dog.
Oh, I know who these are. This is the sibling to the Te Xuan Ze, and this abomination is her dog sidekick.
So, you're the head monkey in charge? Well good! 'Cause when my sister gets here, I wanna tell her who gets their butt handed to them first!
Oh, lass.
You and these freaks will all be taken to a secure facility where you will no longer be able to infect humanity.
For how long?
Don't know. How long do you plan to live? (leaves)
They are a group called H.A.M. Humans for the Abolishment of Magic. (A tank arrives to take the captured magical beings) They are human beings who wish to rid the world of magic. They are very bad people.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.



