But you should really drop math leagues. Why'd you join that anyway? It couldn't have been to meet boys.
S1Juniper's Duties
(sees her bracelet glowing; groans) Duty calls. (leaves)
Let's go, magic boy.
I knew you were gonna say that.
And bam! You see, baby? Magic powers!
S1The Helper Elf
Ahem. My report is on The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, which is about, uh, a berry from, uh, Finn Land, who has adventures with other fruits-- apples and oranges, mostly, but I don't wanna give away the ending.
(comes in, covered in mud as Roger sneaks away to his desk) Hi, sorry I'm late, Ms. Gomez. I missed my bus and my grandmother had to drive me.
Again?
(gives Mrs. Gomez her report on a magazine) Here's my book report. (runs to her desk)
GMs. Gomez
On the back of a magazine?
Oh, you know me, Miss Environmental. (chuckles) Save a tree!
(leans over Juniper) June, you missed another yearbook meeting. That's three in a row!
(sighs) I know. Sorry.
(leans over Juniper) And where were you last night? We were gonna go over my website. It goes live Wednesday.
Ladies, quiet down and put your books under your desk because pop quiz!
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