But Dimitri, Edipan is sacred pact. We're not supposed to be working this week, it is forbidden!
S1Ophelia Takes Charge
(grabs a stalagmite, rubs his back and picks his teeth with it, and throws it away) Bah! Dimitri the Terrible will not stray from his path because of some archaic tradition. Besides, I am going skiing next week, it's now or never.
Well, if it isn't the great star on stage, young Master Lee. And dressing is form of theatrical garb. What role might you have, me lad?
I'm the goose in Jack and the Beanstalk. (gestures his tail feathers) I fire off golden eggs right out of my can.
Oh, my. Isn't that sound disgusting.
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't sit in the first ten rows if I were you. (laughs) Hey, I was just stopping by to see Monroe. How is he-- Whoa. WHOA! (sees a fat Monroe, laying down from eating, as he belches)
I was just waiting for my stomach to settle. (pounding his chest) We're having... (burps) ...chocolate eclairs for desert.
I'm not fat. My family merely has big bones.
Yeah, well even the Brontosaurus family doesn't have bones that big.
Here you are, my little Houston cherub, the eclairs. (rubs Monroe's tummy) And if you're still a wee bit peckish, I got you a cake made entirely of roast beef. (pats Monroe's head) Careful, it's a little spicy.
Oh, dude!
Quick, pull me closer to the food!
S1Rehearsal/Opening Night
(dressed in overalls) ♪Golden goose, golden goose
Lay me an egg
Don't make me beg
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