(sighs as she drops her bag) I'm so not fitting in, am I? Even your friends think there's something weird about me.
I hate everyone in this whole stupid world!!
It's unbelievable, it's unthinkable! They cancelled tonight's astronomy club field trip to the observatory!
It's not funny! I've been preparing for weeks. I've read up on it, I've bought goggles, a protective hat, stocked the basement with canned goods in case it's a bad comet, like the one that destroyed all the dinosaurs-- all that! And our science teacher, Mr. Peck, has to go and get sick.
Yeah, he's been barfing up Monday's taco bar for, like, two days now. (holds up a taco) I gotta say, the first six tasted pretty funky, but then they started sliding down real easy. (eats the taco and burps)
But, um, Jody, couldn't you just the comet with your dad's telescope?
Oh, my gosh! Why didn't I think of that? June, you're a genius! (gasps) You could all come over and watch the comet!
We? How did I just get a ticket to Dorksville?
Come on, it'll be so much fun! Everybody can come to my house. (gasps) We'll have a slumber party and do makeovers!
Chick night! Count me out.
Don't be silly, Roger, you have to come. Then we can finally do something about your hair.
What's wrong with my hair? (Ophelia takes his hat off, exposing his frizzy hair as a squirrel pops out and runs back in)
Boy, uh, Jody, I don't know. Is your sister gonna be home?
Rachel?
Aw, come on, guys. My sister won't be a problem, I promise. Besides, Rachel's got a new boyfriend, so she's really really in a good place right now.
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