(as she performs stunts while two-wheeling) Am I doing it right?
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
She had an excellent teacher.
Who is she?
Melissa O'Malley. She's in our grade, unbelievably hateful, but even more unbelievably popular.
If you were drowning, she'd throw ya a bucket of water! Actually, she'd throw a bucket of spit and a bucket of water. But the peeps love her, go figure.
Nope, not even one the older kids. Seriously, you'd have to be crazy to run against Melissa for president.
Guess who's running against Melissa for president! (holds up her own flyer as Juniper stares in shock)
I'm trying, June!
Well, that thing today at lunch with the hamburgers.
I'm a herbivore! You can't expect me to eat that stuff.
And while we're on it, tree bark-- still not a food group.
Tasted better than those burgers.
Even still, people kind of noticed that. Oh, um, speaking of which, you can't be lugging around 125 pounds of schoolbooks. You're trying to pass for an 11-year-old girl, not a library.
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